> WATCHING CHARTS 24/7 ❌
> TRYING TO TIME THE BOTTOM ❌
> PANIC SELLING AT -20% ❌
> FOLLOWING INFLUENCER CALLS ❌
> LEVERAGING YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ❌
...CONGRATULATIONS ANON, YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELF
GIGACHAD MANIFESTO
> IMAGINE TRYING TO TRADE 😂
> IMAGINE SELLING FOR 2X 🤡
> IMAGINE NOT BELIEVING IN DJI6900 🤖
> JUST BUY, HOLD, AND FORGET ANON 💎
> SEE YOU AT THE CITADEL 🏰
HOW TO MAKE IT
STEP 1: BUY DJI6900 💰
STEP 2: DELETE TRADING VIEW 📉
STEP 3: TOUCH GRASS 🌱
STEP 4: CHECK BACK IN 6 MONTHS 🚀
STEP 5: THANK US LATER 🙏
PAPERHANDS REKT
[🔥] YOUR TECHNICAL ANALYSIS = USELESS
[🔥] YOUR TRADING BOT = NGMI
[🔥] YOUR STOP LOSS = TRIGGERED
[✨] YOUR FUTURE = SECURED (IF YOU HODL)
Tokenomics
• Total Supply: XXX,XXX,XXX
• Initial Market Cap: $XXX,XXX
• Liquidity: XX%
• Team Allocation: X%
BELIEVE
THE FLIPPING
WHY DJI6900
> BECAUSE LAMBOS AREN'T FREE 🏎️
> PAPER HANDS WON'T MAKE IT 📄
> YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND NEEDS A NEW YACHT ⛵
> NGMI WITH YOUR 9-5 WAGE CAGE 🏢
DESTINY AWAITS
• MCDONALD'S WORKERS = FUTURE WHALES 🐋
• DIAMOND HANDS = INEVITABLE SUCCESS 💎
• PAPER HANDS = BACK TO FIAT MINING 📉
• WEN LAMBO = SOON™ 🚀
PATH TO WAGMI
LEVEL 1: APE IN WITH CONVICTION 🦍
LEVEL 2: HIBERNATE THROUGH FUD 😴
LEVEL 3: IGNORE FAKE INFLUENCER DUMPS 🚫
LEVEL 4: ACHIEVE FINANCIAL FREEDOM 💫
COMMUNITY FACTS
[🔥] PAPER HANDS LIQUIDATED = 1,337
[💎] DIAMOND HAND HOLDERS = 6,900
[🚀] AVERAGE HOLD TIME = FOREVER
[🌙] DESTINATION = URANUS
